margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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