he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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