let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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