so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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