All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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