Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
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the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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