she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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