dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
This baby is an asshole
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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