Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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