what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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