yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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