i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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