i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Randomize
