Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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