Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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