i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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