Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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