This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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