Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.