he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better