I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears