I'm passing your future prison.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN