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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs

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• (214): View more from Texas

  call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.

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• (914): View more from New York

  He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"

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  God bless us, everyone.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight

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• (386): View more from Florida

  Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.

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