He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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