i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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