Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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