Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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