Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
there was a trapeze. enough said
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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