Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Who died my cat blue again?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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