I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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