butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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