don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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