my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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