There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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