this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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