guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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