He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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