all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm really busy with my period
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