I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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