Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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