did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
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When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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