Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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