I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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