too bad you live with your parents still
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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