8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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