we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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