I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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