My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I need water and some morals
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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