I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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