Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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