R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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