I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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