I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
