i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
babies were throwing up all over the place
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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