This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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