So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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