I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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