K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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