found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.