You really coming over, don't trick.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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