Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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