READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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